1. Don’t Be a Jerk
By using this website (youlazyfck.com), you agree not to do anything stupid, illegal, or harmful. That includes trying to hack us, steal content, or impersonate a motivational raccoon.
2. Intellectual Property
All content (yes, even the savage ones) on this site is our original creation or properly licensed. Don’t copy, repost, or sell it without explicit permission. Sharing with credit? Cool. Ripping us off? Not cool.
3. No Medical, Mental, or Fitness Advice
This is not therapy. This is verbal slap content made to be entertaining, sarcastic, and occasionally accurate. If you’re seriously struggling, talk to a professional, not a meme.
4. Age Warning
This site may contain strong language and not-so-subtle insults. If you’re easily offended or under 16, maybe try something softer. Like tea. Or a podcast.
5. We Track Stuff (Calm Down)
We use cookies, analytics, and other tracking tools to understand what slaps hit hardest. By using this site, you agree to that. We don’t sell your data, but we do admire your taste in content.
6. User Submissions (Coming Soon)
If we ever allow user-submitted content, don’t post anything hateful, illegal, or generally idiotic. We reserve the right to delete garbage, including you, if needed.
7. Termination (of You)
We reserve the right to block, ban, or vaporize any user who violates these terms. No refund. No apology. Just gone.
8. Legal Stuff
These terms are governed by the laws of [Your Country / EU / US State], and you agree to submit to their jurisdiction. Also, don’t sue us for hurting your feelings. That’s kind of the point here.
9. Updates
We may change these terms anytime. We won’t notify you. You’re expected to keep up. Just like at the gym.
By using youlazyfck.com, you accept these terms and agree to get your daily verbal slap without crying. Enjoy.