1. We Respect Your Privacy. Kind of.
We don’t want your personal secrets. We don’t even want your phone number. But we do collect some basic stuff so this site can slap properly.
2. What We Collect
We may collect:
- Basic device info (browser, screen size, etc.)
- Your IP address (no, we won’t hunt you)
- Anonymous usage data (so we know which insults work best)
- Optional email (if you sign up, which you probably won’t)
3. Cookies, Baby 🍪
We use cookies. Not the kind you eat, the kind your browser hates. These help us:
- See which slaps perform
- Keep the site running
- Feed Google Analytics and ads
By using the site, you consent to this. You can clear cookies anytime, but then we’ll forget you like “verbal slap #83”.
4. Google Stuff
We use [Google Analytics, Google AdSense, Google Site Kit]. These tools may collect data about your behavior. They do this on most websites — we’re just being honest about it.
Google may set its own cookies and track you across sites. They’re nosy like that. Read their privacy policy if you dare.
5. No Data Selling. Seriously.
We don’t sell, rent, trade, or barter your data. We don’t even want most of it. If somehow you give us info, we’ll protect it like a well-trained gym bro guards his protein powder.
6. Third-Party Links
If you click on links that send you off our site (e.g. memes, affiliate stuff), those sites have their own privacy policies. We don’t control them. Enter at your own risk.
7. Your Rights (Especially if You’re in the EU)
If you’re in the EU or just privacy-obsessed, you have the right to:
- Access your data
- Ask us to delete it
- Ask what we store
- Ask us to stop tracking (via cookie settings)
To request anything, email: [your GDPR contact email here].
8. Policy Changes
We may update this policy. You won’t get a newsletter or an alert. Check back here occasionally, if you care. Most don’t.
By using youlazyfck.com, you agree to this policy. If not, there’s always unplugging the Wi-Fi.